starting at 250€ ()

from Thursday April 5 ’till Monday April 9

including: Ferry transport to Ibiza and back, 2 nights beachfront accommodation, Guides, Boat party , Pool party with open bar of sangria, Private party in a beach club, Volleyball tournament, Poker tournament, Insane Ibiza parties!

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The Party Capital of the Universe!

It just makes sense. You're in Europe, you're studying, or working, here, and you've been trying really hard. you've been breaking mental sweats all over the place. You haven't even thought about parties, (except on the Mondays, Tuesdays, and every other Buddha damned day that you party) but you've earned another one. You deserve another one. A big one. Then, like a subtle reach around, the powers that be grant you a break. A break in, or around, spring time.

And something deep inside your heart, brain, genitals, screams "SPRING BREAK WOOOOOH!"

And you know what you have to do.

But you're in Europe, and Cancun is waaaay too far away and all those other hot spots are pretty much on the other side of the world...

So you do something even better. You head to Europe's number one party destination, which, by deductive reasoning and process of elimination, and general science would make it the world's number one party destination.

And, according to our current knowledge of the physical everything would make it the universe's number one party destination.

What does Spring Break in Ibiza mean?

One big mother flipping party, that's what. The kinda party where you mind melts and becomes at one with your pancreas. The kind of party that wakes you up, in the middle of the night, in June 2035, screaming "that's what I call a pickle loving PARTY!".

And not only that, but the island itself is so beautiful that ancient mariners likened it to Miranda Kerr's butt in a swimming pool. It's mountainous, the water is as blue as a blue bird's denim shorts and let us not get started on the quality of humanity that's floating around there.

To witness them is to have lava poured through your heart and into you veins and down to your loins. It's like having baby frogs dance on your eyeballs chaperoned by the most elegant of teenage swans. 

In short, they should rename Ibiza babe island.

What's included?

Here's a list, it will knock your socks clean through your shoes:

- Ferry transport to Ibiza and back
- 2 nights beachfront accommodation
- Guides
- Boat party 
- Pool party with open bar of sangria
- Private party in a beach club
- Volleyball tournament
- Poker tournament
- Insane Ibiza parties!

Ibiza.

Which is Spanish for "i'm partying, I have no pants, and I still can't help but think how beautiful this place is", (Spanish translations probably aren't accurate, but who's checking?).

It's an overnight ride on our party ferry from Barcelona, a ferry that really sets the tone for the days ahead...

We stay in a hotel where the maids have turntables attached to their dust brooms. A hotel where sleep is possible, but not really high on the list of people's priorities, where beds are more likely to be used for wrestles (pants optional), where the elevator isn't the only thing going down.

...dance moves go down too. What were you thinking?

By boat.

With us. On the party boat. Derr.

Here are the deets...tails.

(as quoted to us by a salty sea captain)

"The boat be leaving Barcelona port at 22:15 on the 5th of april. We be meeting at

8pm in Stoke Bar for a pre-drink (rum), some pre-trip info (where the booty be) and so that we can

all go down to the boat in a group.

Aaarrgh the boat then departs ibiza on the 8th at 21:30, getting into Barcelona

the following morning at 08:00 AM."

Enter your questions in the comments box below and we'll answer them here, because we love you.

Wonderful Ibiza!