THE LAST RELEASE OF HOGMANAY SEATS ARE ON SALE NOW

The love of your life could be on that train… you!

But seriously, imagine all the friends that you’re not making by not booking. Imagine the good times that await you in Edinburgh, as you run around and investigate what’s in haggis, under kilts, etc.

AND SING AULD LANG SYNE

You could be anywhere else in the world singing the New Year’s song, but you won’t just be anywhere, you’ll be in Edinburgh with 600 new best friends, plus another 100,000 revellers, and you’ll all be arm in arm, belting out this festive classic.

IT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHATEVER ELSE YOUR NYE PLANS ARE

So much better than paying a criminal cover charge to get into your local bar, to be left out in the cold trying to get a taxi home. So much better than being crammed into pubs while party novices enjoy their one night out of the year and make the bar queues go forever with their crazy drink orders. We’ll be in the streets! And in the pubs! And at our after party! And on the train! And watching fireworks every hour! We’re running out of exclamation marks here…