We’re the ugly kid you liked at school who’s now… well… he’s still ugly. That’s us. The still ugly kid!
We’re the good-natured uncle who let you have a whole beer at Christmas.
We’re that time you saw that old woman’s boobs and they were so weird that you tried not to look but you’ve thought about them at least two times since. We’re those two times.
We’re that person you barely know who you sometimes sext.